It's fiber to the premesis, not fiber to the premise! Please get it right next time.

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Sunday, February 23, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Joker: Folie a Deux (Netflix)

The reviews were not wrong. It feels like the creative team wanted to kill the Joker legend before it grew unmanageable.

Saturday, February 22, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Wolfs (Apple)

There's a long history of movies where stars are just having a good time playing their stereotypes together for our enjoyment.

Friday, February 21, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Equalizer 3 (Netflix)

I've not seen the second. Maybe that's the one somewhat similar to the original series? Good enough Denzel movie, I guess.

Thursday, February 20, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Swamp Story by Dave Barry

A bit darker than the usual Barry or Hiaasen romp, but still funny in that insane Florida (and not political) way.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Wasteland by Oliver Franklin-Wallis

Answers a lot of questions about where trash and recycling does and doesn't go. I wish a scientist had written it.

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Wallace and Gromit : Vengeance Most Fowl (Netflix)

I watched it over the holidays with my kids. They are both PhD candidates. What's the point you're trying to make?

Wednesday, January 08, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Nosferatu

Phipps Plaza Theaters have really upped their game over the years. I'll have to return and see a better movie sometime.

Tuesday, January 07, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Days Like These by Brian Bilston

I diligently read a poem a day for all of 2024. (OK, I missed a few and had to catch up.)

Saturday, January 04, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Lift (Netflix)

Kevin Hart's not a bad action movie star, it's just not what I expect. But ok - it's a decent heist movie.

Friday, January 03, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Subservience (Netflix)

Because of course if you make a robot to help with childcare while your wife is sick, you make Megan Fox.

Thursday, January 02, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Predestination (Netflix)

Stuck in a hotel room while my son attends class in Boulder, I think the digital gods that Netflix was created.

Wednesday, January 01, 2025

The 21-Word Review: Slingshot (Delta)

When you fly a lot, sometimes you have to dig deep into the movie library and occasionally there are interesting nuggets buried.

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Delta)

The producers must have seen Jenna Ortega and thought, "ok, finally we can make a sequel with a next generation Deetz."

Monday, December 30, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Gladiator II

No cinematic level of charisma will again match Russel and Juaquin, so a sequel was bound to pale somewhat in comparison.

Friday, December 06, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Fly Me to the Moon (Delta)

Scarlett is a national treasure that only gets better with age. And her character said she graduated from Georgia Tech. Perfect.

The 21-Word Review: Napoleon: A Life by Andrew Roberts

Following the disappointing movie, I needed to know more - and this massive biography fit the bill. One of history's true geniuses.

Thursday, December 05, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Jumanji: The Next Level (Netflix)

In Japan, Netflix has a whole different and fascinating set of viewing options, but I watched this instead. And liked it.

Wednesday, December 04, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Hard Home (Delta)

I like an engineer girl boss protagonist as well as the next guy, but the revenge torture porn not so much.

Tuesday, December 03, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Breathe (Delta)

A movie based on the "I can't breathe" protest, but set in the future where people literally can't breathe doesn't work.

Monday, December 02, 2024

The 21-Word Review: 5 Nights at Freddie's (Delta)

Remember the old time monster movies that had misunderstood monsters, innocent children, and only mild violence? This is reminiscent of those.

Sunday, December 01, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Red Rooms (Delta)

Once can more easily accept a supermodel, master hacker, professional poker playing protagonist in French, I suppose. Definitely not in English.

Saturday, November 30, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Inside Out 2 (Delta)

Cute. Not as cute as the first one, but cute enough. Part 3 will add revenge, jealousy, prurience, self-loathing, and addiction.

Friday, November 29, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Longlegs (Delta)

From the hype, I expected Silence of the Lambs, not Omen vibes. And yes, I cheated by watching on a plane.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Twisters (Delta)

Since I know very little about meteorology, this was a fun escape movie that I could mindlessly accept without scientific criticism.

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

The 21-Word Review: Borderlands (Delta)

Yet another video game adaptation, this time one I was not familiar with and had to ask my son to explain.