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Wednesday, February 08, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Glass Onion (Netflix)

What a waste of talent. And a chance to resurrect Christie-esque mysteries. And I still can't get over the  southern-ish accent.

Sunday, January 08, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book by Jerry Seinfeld

A gift from my daughter's boyfriend, so I can't gush. However, I really enjoyed reading how the comedy sausage is made.

Saturday, January 07, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)

The important part of the title is the "Guillermo del Toro" part, not the "Pinocchio" part. Amazing, but this ain't Disney.

Friday, January 06, 2023

The 21-Word Review: The People We Hate at the Wedding (Amazon)

When the women of the house decide on a movie for the evening, the man of the house must play along.

Thursday, January 05, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Black Adam (HBO Max)

One of the great mysteries of the universe is why a big star like Mr. Johnson can't make a great movie.

Wednesday, January 04, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Hustle (Netflix)

My suspicion is that Adam made this movie as an excuse to get to hang out with all his NBA heroes.

Tuesday, January 03, 2023

The 21-Word Review: All About Me by Mel Brooks

Excuse me, I'll be right back. I have a lot of movies to watch. And re-watch. I didn't realize how many.

Monday, January 02, 2023

The 21-Word Review: Triangle of Sadness (Delta In-Flight)

Steve suggested it or I would have passed it by. Very "White Lotus" but darker and stranger and often much grosser.

Sunday, January 01, 2023

The 21-Word Review: One for the Money (Hotel HBO)

Having never read the books, I can confidently say that Ms Heigl was the perfect choice and should have made more.

Saturday, December 31, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Savannah by John Jakes

My parents read his "North and South" series on the beach over the summer one year. A bit soapy for me.

Wednesday, December 07, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Bad Santa (Hotel Showtime)

When you decide to offend, sometimes the best option is to offend absolutely everyone. Just go for it - complete scorched earth.

Tuesday, December 06, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Disenchanted (Disney+)

Amy Adams's smile can cover a multitude of sins, and the actors are trying very hard, but it just doesn't work,

Monday, December 05, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Spirited (Apple TV)

Dickens, music, dancing, Ferrell, Reynolds, Spencer - all things that I like and should combine to a timeless classic, but somehow don't.

Sunday, December 04, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Later by Stephen King

And sometimes they come in a box of three and one buys all three but finishes the last one weeks later.

Saturday, December 03, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Joyland by Stephen King

Sometimes one needs more than one of them if the flights are especially long or the wait before takeoff is extended.

Friday, December 02, 2022

The 21-Word Review: The Colorado Kid by Stephen King

When taking long flights across the Pacific, one prefers an easy read that doesn't strain and can be easily put down.

Thursday, December 01, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Enola Holmes 2 (Netflix)

A casting director somewhere was asked to find a shaved-head skinny kid for Stranger Things and imagined Ms. Brown. Amazing.

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Sheryl (Delta In-Flight)

Sure these biopics are designed to deify the subject, but the testimonials from industry legends imply the deification is absolutely justified.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Emily the Criminal (Delta In-Flight)

Aubrey needed a chance to play something other than a version of her Parks and Rec character. Someone gave her one.

Monday, November 28, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Clerks III (Delta In-Flight)

I watched a lot of movies on planes last week. This is the only one that keeps coming back to me.

Sunday, November 27, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Bodies, Bodies, Bodies (Delta In-Flight)

Pete Davidson and some comely young people die in ascending order of attractiveness. Pete dies first - hope that's not a spoiler.

Saturday, November 26, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Lightyear (Delta In-Flight)

Not terrible, but lacking the charm of Toy Story. I just didn't believe this movie infatuated Andy. (But I'm not 12.)

Friday, November 25, 2022

The 21-Word Review: The Commando (Delta In-Flight)

So thoroughly awful that I turned it off after 20 minutes choosing to stare blankly into the dark airplane void instead.

Thursday, November 24, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Minari (Delta In-Flight)

A movie that has been at the top of my "to watch" list for ages. Beautiful, except for the missing ending.

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

The 21-Word Review: Minions, the Rise of Gru (Delta In-Flight)

No, I did not wear a suit because (1) I'm not a teenager and (2) I was on a transpacific flight.