How not to count weekends

If you sign up to usher at your house of worship on the fourth Sunday of the month, try to remember that the fourth Sunday doesn't necessarily mean the last Sunday. If Sunday falls on the 23rd of the month - that's the fourth Sunday.

And by all means, don't show up late on that Sunday and sit in the audience/congregation for several minutes before suddenly realizing that all of the other ushers look strangely familiar....

Not that I'd know anything about that.

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