(Heard in line at Freshen's in ATL.)
Worker (to young woman): Where are you from?
Young woman: Air lind.
Worker: Eyer lind?
Young woman: AIR LIND
Me (behind woman in line): Ireland. She's from Ireland.
Me: Next to England? Shamrocks? Leprechauns?
Worker: I knew she wasn't from around here. She smiles too much.