A Process for Everything

From: Loyal Subordinate
To: Me
Re: Re: Classified

Oops, sorry. Is there anything else that I am not supposed to know/say?
This is getting too difficult…

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From: Me
To: Loyal Subordinate
Re: Re: Re: Classified

We’ve put together a list, but no one is allowed to see it.

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From: Loyal Subordinate
To: Me
Re: Re: Re: Re: Classified

If you show me, you have to kill me?

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From: Me
To: Loyal Subordinate
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Classified

The official process is that we have to form an assassination committee that is composed of 3 presidents, 5 vice presidents, and 12 directors. That committee then sends its recommendation to the assassination quality group which determines the correct procedure and files the appropriate paperwork and forms onto the shared drive. After a 3 week review process by our Japanese division’s Reduction of American Employees group, funding may or may not be provided for the appropriate weaponry.

It’s really not worth the effort.

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From: Loyal Subordinate
To: Me
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Classified

Good to know we have a process for everything