Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Whitman's Sample Rank

Through significant research (thanks to a 50% off sale on Valentine's candy at Target), Banana Stew presents the definitive ranking of Whitman's Chocolates as received in theValentine's Day Sampler Box (not shown, as that particular box has been expunged from the web as of February 15th).

Chocolate Truffle (get them before the kids learn to read)
Toffee Chips (anectdotal evidence only, spouse consumed before testing)
Chocolate Whip (Whitman's thinks that English speakers won't understand "mousse")
Pecan/English Walnut Cluster
Cashew Cluster
Vanilla Butter Cream
Vermont Fudge
Chocolate Nut Fudge
Solid Chocolate Messenger Boy (the universally recognized divider between "acceptable" and "only if there's nothing else left")
Almond Nougat
Molasses Chew
Butter Cream Caramel (acceptable taste, annoying texture)
Cherry Cordial (entered the trash within 2.4 seconds after opening the box)

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