Sunday, January 29, 2006

No Postcards Today

348 postcards sent out so far. About 40 returned. Today is the first day in over a week that no postcards will come from this address. I'm seeing them in my sleep.

I am now re-searching through real estate and legal records databases and phone directories based on information listed in the 10-year reunion handout (a remarkably poorly compiled and error-ridden document).

Some innovative hits so far
  • One classmate had an unusual first name. Although I could not find her in any directory. I finally did a web search on just her first name and got a single hit. She's working in a salon, so I've sent a postcard to her care of that salon.
  • One classmate did not show up in any directories, but his wife had a relatively unique first name. I looked up the combination of her first name and his last name and found a real estate agent with that name in the same city they lived in 10 years ago. That agency will also receive a postcard.
  • Several classmates are performers - in particular, one is in a pipe and drum corps and one is in a barbershop quartet. Emails have been sent to their booking agents.
Then there was this entertaining exchange (slightly edited to protect the not-so-innocent):
From D. to G.
Hi G.,
How are you? I see you've moved back to the Raleigh area.
Scott Wilkinson and others are spearheading an effort to reach everyone to let them know about the 20yr reunion.
Also, I was wondering if you were still in contact with K? I thought she might have contact info for J. I know they were good friends.

From G. to D.
Yeah, I've been back in Raleigh since, oh, 1997.
K. is in California now, working for Apple. Don't know if she's still keeping in touch with J. -- I'll pass this along to her.

From Scott to D.
As for J. and (blast from the past name) K., I knew both of them and actually dated K. for a while. It would be good to talk to her again, if you have a clue where she ended up.

From D. to Scott
Too funny. Do you have any idea the sheer number of people I know that
dated K.????!!! ... including myself and G. In the mid 90s
just about every guy I knew had dated her at some point. It got to the
point where some of us played 1 degree of K.

From Scott to D.
Yeah, well, I dated her first. 1985 or 1986 - something like that. Obviously ruined her for other men....


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Friday, January 27, 2006

Cleaning up the template

Too much stuff on the blog, what with the embedded video and list of 400+ classmate names.

To speed things up a bit, I've taken out the HaloScan trackback scripts and links to the TTLB ecosystem. They took too long to load and took up lots of extra space that was of little practical value.

So going forward, just assume that there are no trackbacks (I think I had one ... once) and that this website is a multicellular microorganism in the TTLB ecosystem (I made it up to flippery fish once - honest - but that was then and this is now).


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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Adventures in searching

Some interesting things discovered during searching for alumni from my Enloe High School Class of 1986 alumni

  • When doing a phone book search using names, I discovered that there is a "Star Trek" road in Raleigh, North Carolina. Imagine explaining that when placing an order. Actually it's a pretty apropos address for many of my classmates.
  • While doing a reverse phone lookup, you tend to find a lot of numbers from 10 years ago that have been reassigned to people that you've never heard of. For example, one was actually reassigned and listed as beloning to "Donnie Darko" of Angier, North Carolina. The address was actually the same as we have on file from 10 years ago, so I'm assuming that's a joke.
  • At least two of the alumni appear to have married each other, although one may have killed outlived the other one. They have the same address and phone number in the 10-year-old records, but only the female (with the male's last name) shows up on-line.

Some suggestions for upcoming graduates and others who hope to be found for their future reunions:

  • If you are a female person, please put your maiden name on your real estate transactions. I found quite a few more hits on men than on women due to name changes.
  • Give your children unique names, especially if your last name is "Smith" or some such. It is much harder to find a unique "Mark Smith" than it is to find "Ezekialaloicious Smith".

Some suggestions for future searchers:

  • Start with the existing addresses. Send postcards or emails or whatever. That's be a good weeding out beginning to the process and isn't too expensive - just labor intensive.
  • Search real-estate records in the area where your high school was located. Especially at later reunions (like the 20th) odds are good that most of your classmates have purchased a home.
  • Do reverse phone book lookups on any old phone numbers. Even when people move, they often take their number with them. If nothing else, you'll get candidate addresses and potentially some new last names for women who've dropped their maiden names.
  • When printing labels for printing, print one page at a time. The printing gets off a little bit more on each page, so you end up with 2 or 3 pages of useful labels and 10 pages of trash.




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Monday, January 23, 2006

Enloe High School Class of 1986 - Looking for Alumni

Latest update: May 12, 10:42am

The status of classmates on this page is out of date. The updated status for the reunion is now being tracked on the Wiki site.

By default, I have ended up in charge of locating folks for the William G. Enloe High School Class of 1986 20th Year Reunion. All of this is being posted here to get these names into the search engines. For everyone else, I apologize for eating your bandwidth.

Below is a list of all alumni that we know of from the class. The actual contact information is posted on the semi-private, class-only home page.

  • Names in the first group are of people that we have absolutely no information about.
  • Names in the second group are people that we have contact information from the 10-year reunion, but nothing since. Postcards have been sent to those old addresses, and we expect most of them will move to the first or last column eventually.
  • Names in the third group we believe we may have some contact information for - gleaned from the web, phone books, etc. - and we're in the process of contacting them. This list is expected to diminish just like the second column.
  • Names in the last group have been found and confirmed.
  • Names in bold have recently moved from one list to another.
  • (1/27) I've added married/changed names when I know them. The format is First Original (New), since we all know you by your 1986 name.
  • (2/22) Now tracking RSVPs. Names in green in the Found! group are confirmed attending. Names in red are confirmed not able to attend.
Please contact me if you know someone here - especially someone in the first three columns. Also, please see these pages:







No information

Janice Carol Allen
Anthony Allred
Chris Alvarez
Angela Andrew
Parker Andrews
Laurie Ardis
Raymond Artis
Darnell Baker
Laura Ballance
Michael Barbee
Wayne Batten
Belinda Battle
Lance Bell
Rodna Wrenn Bishop
Wanda Blackman (Hampton)
Lore Bleft
Tina Bolick
Michael Bonelli
Jessica Bowes
Devra Branch
Arnold Brantilly
Jeff Breeden
Marcus Britt
Randy Brock
Alecia Brower
Michael Buchin
Gerald Bullock
John Bullock
Desi Campbell
Karon Canady
Sharon Canady
Catherine Cates
Andrew Chappell
In-Sung Cho
Lawrence Christmas
Tyrone Christmas
Charlton Clarkson
Martin Clemons

Mary Coble
Melissa Cogan
Sonya Culver

Clinton Davis
James Davis
Petrina Davis

Sherry Deberry
Gregory Dickerson
Sherry Dickerson
Reginald Dudley
Purvis Dunn
Maurice Durham
Tracey Eason
Kim Edwards
Chip Ellis
Kimberly Epley
James Eubanks
Tonya Evans
Matthias Fankhauser

Karen Faulkner
Elena Felder

James Ferrell
Gwyn Finch
Laura Fishpaw
Roderic Fowler

Michael Frontiero
Evelyn Garcia
Pamela Gillespie
Sharron Gilliam
Ronnie Glover
Angelia Gordon
Mary Griffin
Dolly Gursharan
Heidi Gutt
Christine Hagwood
Melanie Hales
Michelle Harper
Pamela Harris
Michael Harrison
Brian Haynes
Julian Haywood
Sonya Hodge
Vonda Holder
Charles Horne
Kenneth Horton
Michael Howell
Dena Hubbard
Meloni Hunnicutt
Tammy Hunnicutt (Pope)
Christopher Hunt
John Hunter
Aundrea Jacobs
Dondi Jeffers
Divida Johnson
Ellen Johnson
Anthony Jones
Jacqueline Jones
Michelle Jones
David Jordan

Krista Kasdorf-Connard
Dolly Kaur
Terence Kearney
Kenneth Keever
Sherry Kittrell
Sandra Kluttz
Amy Lamm
Martha Lancaster
Jamilah Land
Pam Lassiter
Ronald Laws
Laura Lee

William Lee
Katherine Ann Lloyd
David Logan
Lisa Macomber
George Mahurin
Andrew Maness
Ann Michelle Matheny
Ashlee McClain
Timothy McCray
Robert McCuIlers
Lillianne McDonald
Cari Merritt
Audra Mickens
Jimena Mitchell

Marguita Mitchell
Reggie Montgomery
Barbara Moore
Donald Moore
Richard Morgan
Martha Mulholland
Valerie Nance
Will Oates
Kent Oglesby
Darrell O'Neal
Sara Oppenheim

Diana Ostrander
Warren Palley
Debra Parker
Edward Percival
Sheronda Pernell
Kimberly Perry

Ronnie Peterson
Stacey Philp
Stephanie Pipkin
Miriam Prescott
Katherine Pysher

Rebecca Reeder
Addie Reid
Elfonza (David) Rhodes
Vernita Richardson
Derek Robinson
Andrew Ross
Larry Rowland
Katherine Sabre
Grady Sanders
Gregory Saulter
Maria Selsor
Paul Sexton

Amold Stokley

Shanda Stroud
Shema Sumner
Stephanie Swisher
Donald Taylor
Edward Taylor
Lawrence Taylor

Lucy Terrell
David Thomas
Rochelle Turrentine
Kim Uhorchak
Amy Walker
Carol Walker
Mary Wall

Chris Warner
Page Warner
Patricia Watkins
Vincent Wells
Darryl Whitaker
Anetta Wieft
Jack Williams
Reginald Williams

Pamela Wood
Annetta Wright
Cassandra Wright

Tammy Wynne
Sherry Yarborough
Nothing in 10 Years
Eric Algood
Laurenta Allen
Robert Anderson
Diana Barbee
Haywood Boddie
John (Doug) Boyette
Michael Cahall
William (Randy) Choplln
Martin Ciemons
Dwayne Collins
Stephanie Critcher
Anita Deaver
Sylvia Douglass
Bobby Foil
Scott Forster
Trevor Garner
Alfreda Gist

Artis Glenn
Elizabeth Gourley (Read)
Scott Hawke
Audrey Hicks (Grindstaff)
Frederick (Tad) Hines
Meloni Hinnant

Melvin (Craig) Hollifleld
Stefan Hulf
Linwood Jeffreys
Tasha Jiles
Lance Johnson
Mark Jones
Cynthia Kitchen
Diane Lewis

Linda Mack
Gregory Mann
Kathleen McHale
Craig McPherson
Carolyn Miller
Miriam Monk
Elizabeth Olejar
Laurence Purvine

Edward Roberts
Inessa Sanders
Theron Sharber

Margaret Smith
Suzanne Tolar
Vickie Wagner
Theodis (Lamont) Watkins
Kimberly Wiley

Some Leads
Doctor K Aal-Anubia
Carla Adams
Tonya Adams
Lorena Adcock
Eric Algood

Brigette Almonor
Eugene Armistead
Terry Austin
Brantley Blanchard
Johnny Blaylock
Mary Anne Boda
Kenneth Booker
Vernon Boykin
Angel Brantley
Cathy Bridges (Braswell)
George Browning
Scott Bryant
Colin Campbell
Kenneth Campbell
Anne Casterlin
Michael Chua
Amy Clark
William Conely
MichelIe Davis
James Debrull
Sherri Dodd (Tumicelli)
Walter Dozier
Richard Elliott
Anthony Evans
Patrick Ferracane
Robert Fussell
Wesley Garner

Jeffrey Gosztyla
Aron Gottlieb
John Grovenstein
Gregory Gulas
Henry (Hal) Hammond
James Hampton
Vicki High (Stuart)
Teresa Hodges
Peter Hotlhausen
Christopher Hunter
Wilbert Hunter
Kathleen Ide
Robert (Danny) Irlbeck
Scotty Johnson
Melinda Jones
Everette Jordan

Yong Lee
Timothy Little
Joy Ludwick (Chobot)
Graham Mainwaring
Sharon Mangum
Victor Matthews
Samuel Mauney
Thomas McGinnis
Michael McLean
Ivy McManus
Andre Montague
Keith Moore
Carole Murdock (Bass)
Anna Murphy
Anthony (Tony) Murray
Lashonda MurreIl
Todd Nuckolls
Anthony Outlaw
David Overton

Ryan Perry
Wanda Person
John Peterman
Philippe Proteau
Dewayne Sanders
Kanak Singh
Victor Carlyle Stewart
Richard Suggs
Laura Syria
Thornton Taylor
Christopher Terry
Eric Truesdale
Lisa Vockeroth

Shelley West
Donald (Greg) Wilder
Terri Williams
Tonya Wilson
Found!
green = attending the reunionred = unable to attend

Diana Aguirre (Watkins)
Janice Alford (Sherron)
Alisa Alston

Shannon (Benee) Allen (Connelly)
Alisa Alston
John (Zach) Ambrose
Theresa Anderson (Cozart)
Eugene Armistead
Sheletta Arrington-Harris
Michelle Barefoot (Gerringer)

Sara Beck (Zhong)
Ruth Belovicz (Roazen)
Sheila Bennett
Brian Bergin
Robert Binns
Steve Blackwood
Charles Brabec
Lore Bright (Price)
Waymond Burton
Judith Bush
Jeffrey Butterworth
Maria Casey (Glennon)
Vikas Chandra
Carole Chalifour
Claudia Chalmers (Hinson)
Sharon Churchill (McGee)
Steven Churchill
Clint Compton
Darin Cox
Tammy Dail (Waters)
Carla Davis
Donald Dearborn
Bobbie Debnam
Rosemarie Deleon (Tikvart)
Ameet Dhillon
John Doherty
Alicia Easterling
Nancy Edwards (Musselman)
Persondra Edwards
Christopher Fairweather
George (Morsi) Flemming
Kathleen (Kathy) Foster (Newton)
Ruth Ann Freeman (Ulmer)
Willie Freeman
Albert (Gene) Furr
Russell Gantman
James (JC) Glasgow
Jinan Glasgow
Frank Godfrey

William Goodnight
Shelley Graham (Sanders)
Kirk Griffin
Sam Griffin
Sumedha (Sumi) Gupta (Ariely)
Belinda Haines
Tiersa Hall (Tavana)
Sirena Hardy
David Hawkins
Diana Lyn Heater
Mitzi Hembrick (Spell)
Andre Hinton
Jennelle Hollandsworth (Holland)
Adrian Holt
Robin Hudson
Lori Hutchins (Parkman)
Alicia Huyler (Sanders)
Marty Ingram
Kimberly Izzo (Hough)
Kenneth Earl Jeffries
Javord Jenkins
Lewis Johnson
Randall Johnson
Lin Jones
Paul Jones
Susan Keever (Borgesi)
Karen Kelley
Todd Kelley
Paul Keys
Crystal Killian (Lee)
Suzanne Lahl
Michelle Lamy (Pierce)
Heather Lang
Kimberly Lang (Perkins)
Charles Lanier
Karen Leach (Hunter)
Michael Leach
Kimberly Leonard (Drakeford)
Kendall Lloyd
Melanie Mann (West)
Michele Maroon
Christopher Martin
Lucretia Martin (Porter)
Cheryl McCall (Wiggins)
Candace McClain (Jones)
Preston McClain
Sharon McColl (Call)
Beverly McCollum
Jody McGee
Neal McKnight
Barry McNamera
Anna Marie Medlin (Heilig)
Stephen Migol
Bruce Minor
Steven Moody
David Mosier
Wayne (Eddie) Mullins
Erica Murkofsky
Christopher (Christine) Newton (Bush)
Peter Ng
Lien Nguyen
Loan Nguyen
Paul O'Keefe
Lisa O'Neil
Grace Oh (La)
Ray Osborne
Bob Page
Kimberly (Kim) Partin
Brian Payst
Luan Phillips (Cox)
Margaret (Meg) Poe
Sera Pritchard (Lewis)
J. Branson Prosser
John Ramsey
Chermayne Rayford (Hardaway)
Arthur Raymond
Andy Raynor
Gregory Reasoner (DeKoenigsberg)
Shauna Rempfer (Blevins)
Hyo Rhee
Lee Rink
Kim Rogers (Ware)
Joseph (Royden) Saah
David Sadi
John Sanford
David Savage
Michele (Micki) Schramm (Bare)
Robin Schulstad (Stanaway)
Sunjay Shah
Byron Shaw
Dana Shute
Leanne Simpkins
Alan Sims
James (Neal) Singletary
Kimberly Snell (Thompson)
David (Eric) Snider
Mark Richard Speranza
Marrissa Steele (McNeese)
Angie Stephenson
Mike Strickland
Ingrid Sullivan
Gary Sutton
Tammy Taylor (Martin)
Christopher Tector
Julian Thomas
Sharon Thomas
Nicholas Ulmer
Meredith Valentine
Monique Vandoonewaard (Neville)
Marvin Vines
Melissa Walker (Mack)
Amy Warner (Alfaro)
Angela Watson (Palmer)
Shawn Welch
Brian Welcker
Constance (Connie) White (Bridges)
John White
Michele Wilcenski
Scott Wilkinson
Nicola (Nikki) Willis
Jackie Windham (Bowlin)
Lisa Womack (Blackwood)
Lawrence (Larry) Wray

Deceased
Victor Blue
Doyle Bridgers
Lance Dessasau
Tony Kearney
Ronald Laws
Silas Smith

Status on January 24: No information (115), Nothing in 10 years (157), Some Information (88), Found! (82)
Staus on April 11: No information (186), Nothing in 10 years (50) Some Information (88), Found! (155)



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Friday, January 20, 2006

Think less of me



As of this morning, I have officially crossed below my driver's license weight. That's 20 pounds off of the peak measured last September and only 5 pounds above my married weight.

What's the secret? Eating less and exercising regularly. Plus forcing the taste buds to accept Diet Coke in lieu of more tasty beverages. And a 20-year reunion is a nice motivator.

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The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold


One of the best novels written recently with an extraordinary description of a heaven that I would like to visit someday.

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The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd


Beautiful, bewitching, bedazzling, and believable bee-ook. (It would be nice to occasionally read a Southern novel without race as a factor.)

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The 21-Word Review: Just Like Heaven (In-Flight Movie)


Standard romantic comedy fare with a postmortem twist. Pulls all of the right heartstrings to be recommended as a date movie.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

W. G. Enloe High School Class of 1986 Video Yearbook

OK, it's a small and low quality version of a 20-year-old videotape. Still, you can pick out a few people and activities in there.










Right click here to download and save the file on your machine.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The 21-Word Review: Sky High (In-Flight Movie)


Predictable, but isn't that what you want in a family movie? X-Men for the smaller, less violent, and less political audience.

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The 21-Word Review: Corpse Bride (In-Flight Movie)


Amazing, beautiful, clever, dreary, entertaining, freaky, grotesque, humorous, icky, joyful, lovable, marvelous, noxious, precious, quirky, sweet, tasteless, unusual, and very wonderful.

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The 21-Word Review: The Brothers Grimm (In-Flight Movie)


Think only Ben makes poor career decisions? Watch Matt in this stinker if you dare. Bad accents, story, acting, and writing.

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Things you don't expect to encounter in Japan

A restaurant in the airport playing the Beastie Boys "License to Ill" instead of muzak.

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Directions to Hitachi's Totsuka Facility from Yokohoma

For a more thorough printable PDF version complete with helpful diagrams and photographs, please click here.

Purchase a ticket from the ticket machines in the Yokohama station. The ticket from Yokohama to Totsuka is \210.

Put the ticket into the gate and pass through. Be sure to pick up your ticket again after passing through as you’ll need it to exit on the other side.

Go to platform 6, the Tokaido line. It has orange colored swatches on the signs. Typically, this will be the first set of stairs on your left after you pass through the ticket gates. Ascend the stairs.

The train that you want will arrive on the right side of the platform. It will have green and orange stripes on it. With very rare exceptions, every train that comes to this platform will stop at Totsuka, so you should be able to just take the next train that stops.

(As an aside, the blue striped train that comes on the left side of the platform will also get you to Totsuka, but it stops twice on the way. During high traffic hours, it’s better to wait for the orange and green train.)

The train ride to Totsuka will take a little over 10 minutes. On the Tokaido line, there are no stops between Yokohama and Totsuka, so Totsuka will be your next stop.

Exit the train, descend into the station, and pass through the ticket booths. You will have to insert your ticket to get through. The ticket will not be returned to you.

Look to your left to see the stairs that exit the station. Ascend the stairs and/or escalator and exit the station.

Look to your right after exiting. You should see the “Mr. Donut” shop on the corner. Turn left in front of Mr. Donut and start walking down the very long road lined with shops and crowded with pedestrians.

You will walk down this road for a long time, past McDonalds (on the right) KFC (on the left), toy stores, restaurants, and an elementary school. Be sure to bear left to continue past the “am/pm” convenience store (on the right).

At the end of the road, look to your right to see the entrance to Hitachi’s facility. There will be a guard standing there and, in the morning, lots of people going in.

You will have to show your Hitachi identification to get in or you will have to be escorted by a Hitachi employee. The main building (where meetings are held) is in front of you and to the left. Conference rooms are on the second floor.


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Directions to the Yokohama Bay Sheraton Hotel from Narita Airport

For a more complete version of these directions in PDF printable format, complete with lots of helpful pictures, please click here.

Step 1: Getting on the Narita Express train

After exiting through customs, descend into the JR station. The entrance is to the right after exiting customs if you came into Terminal 2 (Delta comes in here). Go down the escalator.
At the bottom of the escalator, turn left and go through the glass doors into the main area of the station. On your right, on the corner with the main thoroughfare, is the Narita Express ticket counter.

Go to the ticket counter and purchase a ticket to Yokohama. Your ticket will have a reserved seat location. The first number is the car number, the second number is the row, and the third number is the seat (for example car 10, seat 7 C).

Your ticket will also have a time. The train will arrive at that time. Be there before the train arrives.

Go through the entrance (use your ticket). Don’t lose the ticket. You’ll need it later. Turn right and go through the pylons then down the escalator.

Wait for your train. It will arrive exactly on time. Make sure you look for the car number. Lower numbers platform left, higher to the right.

Step 2: Getting through Yokohama Station

Once on the train, find your assigned seats and settle it. It will be about 2 hours to Yokohama. There are two initial stops (Tokyo and Shinagawa) before Yokohama.
At Yokohama, get off of the train and descend the steps into the main Yokohama station. Use your Narita Express ticket to exit through the gates into the main area.

You will be on one of two sides of the station. Look for signs to the “West Exit”. If you are the main side of the station, you will see this immediately at the end of the station. If you are on the other side of the station, you will see signs that say “N. Passage West Exit” with an arrow.

If you are on the main side of the station, take the stairs up the West Exit. Walk straight forward out of the station through the crowds of people. In front of you and slightly to the right is the entrance to Diamond, the underground shopping area. Go to the next step for directions from here.

If you are on the other side of the station, you can either walk outside or inside.

To walk inside, turn left inside the station and go down the stairs towards the subway station area. Go past the entrance to the subway. At the next set of stairs, follow the sign pointing up to the West Exit. Climb the stairs. At the top of these stairs you will see the West Exit stairs to your right. These are the same ones referred to in the column to above in the “Main Side” directions. As described above, go up the stairs then straight ahead to leave the train station.

To walk outside, take the escalator up. Turn left and go into the little alleyway. Follow the alley to the end, then bear left into the large open area in front of the train station. In front of you on the right is the entrance to Diamond (the underground shopping area) referred to in the next section. Go to the next section for further directions.

Step 3: From Yokohama Main Station to the Hotel

You now have two choices. You can walk outside or underground to the hotel. Outside is simpler with fewer crowds and less chance of getting lost, but you have to carry luggage up a long set of stairs. Underground can be done with escalators and elevators the entire way, but is more crowded and a bit more complicated.


To walk above ground, bear left after exiting the station. You will enter an open pavilion area with taxis and a little police kiosk. Directly across the street, you will be able to see the hotel. To get there, climb the red stairs that cross the street. Go straight ahead and enter the hotel. You will be on the second floor – descend to the first floor lobby to check in.

To walk underground, take the stairs or escalator down into the Diamond shopping mall. (The escalators are to the right of the stairs.) Go straight down the main area of the mall (it’s a bit to your left if you took the escalators) Continue on past the KFC. At the end of the hall, bear left then right and cross outside from the shopping area into the basement of the hotel. Take the elevators (to your right) up to the first floor lobby to check in.

Enjoy your stay at the Yokohama Bay Sheraton Hotel!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Off the Green Salad List

Every year, the office has a big holiday feast where everyone is expected to bring in food based on the list to which they are assigned. The lists include dessert, side dishes, and salad.

For the last three years, I have been relegated to the salad list.

I enjoy cooking – baking in general – and make some really fabulous deserts in particular. However, due to societal prejudices, no one believes that someone like me (geek) can make edible food that doesn’t come from a bag or box. Hence, the perennial salad list.

So this year, at the suggestion of my lovely wife, I whipped up a green salad that is guaranteed to get me off of the salad list. It’s a Jello/marshmellow concotion that tastes just fine but looks quite vile.

As expected, the “salad” sat nearly untouched for the entire meal. My estimation is that one or two spoonfuls were taken – probably just to be polite. The highlight of the entire event was the long list of folks who came up to me afterwards and had conversations of the following variety

Them: So, what did you bring?
Me: The green and white looking thing in the bowl?
Them: (forced smile) Oh that. I had some of that. It was really good.


If everyone who claimed to have eaten some of my creation had tried even a smidgen, the bowl would have been scraped clean.

Ironically, the leftover food (including mine) was left in the refrigerator for lunch the next day, where mine was consumed by default. Once people get past the appearance, it isn’t all that bad.


But it should keep me off of the salad list next year.

For anyone with similar problems, the recipe is listed to the right.

The 21-Word Review: Proof (In-Flight Movie)



Very well done. Makes one regret not seeing the Broadway version with Gwynneth, which was surely even more intimate and moving.

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The 21-Word Review: Wallace and Grommit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (In-Flight Movie)


Thoroughly entertaining family entertainment with slapstick comedy for the kids and inside jokes for the adults. Even better than their shorts.

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The 21-Word Review: Cinderella Man (In-Flight Movie)


Neither as great as the reviews nor as poor as the box office. A solid story about an interesting historical figure.

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Friday, January 06, 2006

Published ... sort of

A missive of mine to local "columnist" of film "Alan Smithee" has been published in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The accompanying headiness is giving me the vapors.

The email that I sent concerned an eerie similarity between the high-profile stinker "The Island" and the low-profile stinker "Parts: The Clonus Horror". Much of my youth (and not so youth) was wasted watching really bad movies in the afternoons on television B-movie theatre shows. And, although I often forget the names of my children, the plots of most of those movies are still lodged in my cranium, ready to be disgorged upon the slightest provocation. So it is with "Clonus", which is so obscure that even the omnivorous Smithee hasn't seen it.

As my lovely wife noted, that wasted time watching bad movies has finally, minimally, paid off.

Here's the text of the email that I sent:
Dear Master of Cinematic History,

I recently sat through "The Island" on a cross-country airplane trip and, while the film was not as bad as I had expected based on reviews, I didn't go out of my way to watch it during the next flight. It did not seem the type of movie that could stand up well to the scrutiny of multiple viewings.

However, I was convinced that I'd seen it before. I vaguely recall as a youngster watching a movie on a Saturday-morning B-movie television series that had the same or a similar plot. The title was something like "The Clonus Horror" and it was about clones being manufactured for parts and kept in the dark about the whole thing until one of them found out. I don't recall details on who played what part and how it came out in the end, but the plot is suspiciously similar to the "plot" in "The Island."

Surely the massed expertise of America's movie critic community did not overlook this potential plagiarism?


Yesterday, I received the following response via email:

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You'll have to read the article to see the marvelously entertaining response. Salient points are that I was refered to as "Eagle Eye" and was presented with a lovely prize of a Brokeback Mountain T-shirt. I can only hope that it is actually a belly shirt so that it fits the movie's popular stereotyping.


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